To my darling Arkham Knight,
I have decided to be a sweet kitten and put on my angel’s Halo to be more understanding of your demanding work schedule, and hope that my Destiny will be fulfilled with a happy ending towards Infinity. I know you have a Call of Duty to prepare for Christmas and Boxing Day. And I should not be a Diablo in potentially ruining everyone’s Christmas with empty stockings by starting a Battlefield with you. I am hoping that my Far Cry for attention will be heard and fulfilled. I really should be awarded a Medal of Honor for my sacrifice..
Your very neglected kitten